I always quietly hope, when I’m wearing a tight stripey shirt like this, that somebody will go out of their way to point out to me how unflattering stripes are, and that the shirt is a little too small for me
so I can respond by tearing off the shirt and screaming, “FUCK FLATTERING” as I run around topless, pale and flabby.
I probably wouldn’t do actually that, but the thought of it makes me smile.
Anyway HAPPY STRIPEY FRIDAY!
boyfriend let’s run around topless pale and flabby together <3
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fatcatsandcurls reblogged this from body-posi and added:
boyfriend let’s run around topless pale and flabby together
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femmequeen said:
Those stripes on that zebra are very UNFLATTERING. They should consider wearing something else.
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lipstickandligature said:
A man without curves is like a chair without a cushion: No place to snuggle happily against. That shirt looks great!
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dachattack said:
You’re not THAT pale.
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