Female trainer at the wellness center today

Were you ever an athlete?

Me thinking she’s complimenting me on how strong I am giggle and mention my early years in tennis and then marching band

To which she replies

You weren’t ever a gymnast?

I tell the story of when I quit gymnastic when I was little because the teacher forced me into a split

Oh, because with the muscular legs and narrow hips you look like a gymnast

OH, THANKS

YOU KNOW I’VE NEVER BEEN SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT THE FACT THAT I HAVE ZERO WOMANLY WAIST/HIP THING GOING ON BUT THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT WHILE I HAVE SWEAT POURING DOWN MY FACE AND WEIGHTS IN MY HANDS REAL NICE.